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Florida Farmhand Busted For Lewd Donkey Show
SEPTEMBER 18--A Florida farmhand arrested for having sexual contact with a miniature donkey explained to cops that the Sunshine State was “backwards” since its residents “frown on zoophilia,” according to a police report.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/miniature-donkey-sex-bust-576142
Friday, September 21, 2012
Friday, March 30, 2007
CRACKER CRAZY:
Invisible Histories of the Sunshine State (2007)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000N6ODHW/104-5864374-7351156
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000N6ODHW/104-5864374-7351156
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Truck Balls!
I don't know how far the infection of truck balls has spread but in FL they are everywhere.
This is only one example of the fleshy color balls (my least favorite) but we have seen all types; blue, brass, red, steel, ...
Thank you LE!
Sunday, March 04, 2007
www.floridiots.us
Another site with the same subject.
http://www.floridiots.us/
Why is it that every single day there’s national news about Florida? Face it, it’s a fact of life. Whether we’re losing elections for the democrats, engaged in a political scandal, chasing down a abducted kid or just waiting for some woman in a hospice to pass away it’s national news. This site was started to identify just how much national news actually is about Florida, and of course laugh at the residents of my home state.
http://www.floridiots.us/
Why is it that every single day there’s national news about Florida? Face it, it’s a fact of life. Whether we’re losing elections for the democrats, engaged in a political scandal, chasing down a abducted kid or just waiting for some woman in a hospice to pass away it’s national news. This site was started to identify just how much national news actually is about Florida, and of course laugh at the residents of my home state.
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Sock'em Seminoles
Why does the rest of the world think Americans are fat, rude, and obnoxious?
I don’t know but I’m sure this lady gorging herself, with legs spread, wearing a Florida State University shirt and straw hat doesn't help.
...I wonder what year she graduated?
Alachua County Justice
This is the stuff made for TV movies are written about.
A strip club owner, Jerry Sullivan, tries to open an adult toy store in the crappy little town of Waldo, FL. A group of people protest the opening and the owner responds with a truck load of women in bikinis.
The reason for this sign: Thomas Magyari, in opposition to the toy store, pumps unknown chemicals into the building and the local authorities don't immediately respond to the case. Suddenly, the owner dies at age 47 but the attorneys and business associates are continuing his fight for adult toys.
....For some reason the movie Road House (1989) comes to mind.
A must read, if you have the time.
http://www.alachuacojusticesucks.com/
Strip club owner found dead in Alachua home
http://www.ocala.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061009/NEWS/210090358/1002/News02
A strip club owner, Jerry Sullivan, tries to open an adult toy store in the crappy little town of Waldo, FL. A group of people protest the opening and the owner responds with a truck load of women in bikinis.
The reason for this sign: Thomas Magyari, in opposition to the toy store, pumps unknown chemicals into the building and the local authorities don't immediately respond to the case. Suddenly, the owner dies at age 47 but the attorneys and business associates are continuing his fight for adult toys.
....For some reason the movie Road House (1989) comes to mind.
A must read, if you have the time.
http://www.alachuacojusticesucks.com/
Strip club owner found dead in Alachua home
http://www.ocala.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061009/NEWS/210090358/1002/News02
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Suspension....twice!
I have lived in many states and many interactions with the local DMV. Only in Florida have I had my driver’s license suspended...not once but twice!
The first time was a confirmation of insurance while the trained and skilled state employee transposed two numbers. Clearly that would have returned no coverage and I was notified that my driver’s license was suspended. No confirmation of the number and no check on the name with the insurance agency. Just suspended…Thanks!
This time it was a payment for a traffic violation. After the check was cashed I received a notice that a suspension was issues in error. Strange? Anyway, two weeks pass and I receive a notice that my driver’s license was suspended…again. The state of Florida has some excellent systems in place where a payment was made, received, cashed, issue in error letter sent, and then a suspension letter.
I have never had my license suspended in any other state yet twice in FL. Thanks FL DMV.
The first time was a confirmation of insurance while the trained and skilled state employee transposed two numbers. Clearly that would have returned no coverage and I was notified that my driver’s license was suspended. No confirmation of the number and no check on the name with the insurance agency. Just suspended…Thanks!
This time it was a payment for a traffic violation. After the check was cashed I received a notice that a suspension was issues in error. Strange? Anyway, two weeks pass and I receive a notice that my driver’s license was suspended…again. The state of Florida has some excellent systems in place where a payment was made, received, cashed, issue in error letter sent, and then a suspension letter.
I have never had my license suspended in any other state yet twice in FL. Thanks FL DMV.
Florida is for academics
Something I have found unique to FL is the Chinese Food, specifically "New York Style". What does that mean? It's that same food you get anywhere else in the states.
Someone took the time to write out, design, and make two lovely neon signs. The writer could have spelled "New York Styel" yet the neon sign maker made these two signs and the owner gave the green light to post them.
Brilliant!
Someone took the time to write out, design, and make two lovely neon signs. The writer could have spelled "New York Styel" yet the neon sign maker made these two signs and the owner gave the green light to post them.
Brilliant!
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Don't F*ck with Jesus
There is a whole story behind this that I don't have the time to go into.
Bottom line....Don't F*ck with Jesus
Friday, June 02, 2006
Tragic ... 'Freak Accident' At ATM
ORANGE PARK, Fla. -- A 63-year-old man was killed while using an ATM at the corner of Blanding Boulevard and Wells Road early Thursday morning. Clay County deputies called Willard Dalhite's death a freak accident.
Dalhite's body was found pinned in the partially open door of his pickup truck, which was wedged against the ATM unit in the Bank of America drive-through lane.
Investigators believe Dalhite had finished his transaction and may have dropped his receipt, then became trapped when he tried to pick it up, took his foot off the brake and the truck moved forward. Deputies said Dalhite may have suffocated or suffered a heart attack while trapped.
"Anytime you take your attention away from moving forward or backward, I strongly suggest anyone put their vehicle in park," Clay CountySgt. Chris Dangerfield said. "If you don't, instances like this could happen ... you could run over a pedestrian or anything."
Authorities told Channel 4's Dan Leveton that Dalhite had some medical problems and used a walker. He may not have had the physical strength to free himself.
Dalhite's body was found pinned in the partially open door of his pickup truck, which was wedged against the ATM unit in the Bank of America drive-through lane.
Investigators believe Dalhite had finished his transaction and may have dropped his receipt, then became trapped when he tried to pick it up, took his foot off the brake and the truck moved forward. Deputies said Dalhite may have suffocated or suffered a heart attack while trapped.
"Anytime you take your attention away from moving forward or backward, I strongly suggest anyone put their vehicle in park," Clay CountySgt. Chris Dangerfield said. "If you don't, instances like this could happen ... you could run over a pedestrian or anything."
Authorities told Channel 4's Dan Leveton that Dalhite had some medical problems and used a walker. He may not have had the physical strength to free himself.
Saturday, May 27, 2006
Driving Florida Style
Florida drivers are the worst I have ever seen. It’s not uncommon for people to come to a dead stop on the on-ramp to a major highway.
Often in FL you’ll see skid marks on the road that end up trailing off the side. This isn’t uncommon in the rest of the union however in FL almost all roads are straight and flat. That begs the question…how does someone lose control of a car on a straight flat road?
I have been lucky enough to see this event…twice, and each time I am amazed. Once looking in my rear view mirror the driver (for no apparent reason) veers left, right, left, and off into the highway barrier. Just recently a car in front of me (for some unknown reason) turns into the grassy median and starts doing 360s.
Florida drivers are awful....Aparently, Rhode Island has the worst drivers.
http://www.heartheissues.com/driversbystate.html
Often in FL you’ll see skid marks on the road that end up trailing off the side. This isn’t uncommon in the rest of the union however in FL almost all roads are straight and flat. That begs the question…how does someone lose control of a car on a straight flat road?
I have been lucky enough to see this event…twice, and each time I am amazed. Once looking in my rear view mirror the driver (for no apparent reason) veers left, right, left, and off into the highway barrier. Just recently a car in front of me (for some unknown reason) turns into the grassy median and starts doing 360s.
Florida drivers are awful....Aparently, Rhode Island has the worst drivers.
http://www.heartheissues.com/driversbystate.html
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